Thursday, January 8, 2009

What a Wookie!

I'm working on a longer entry, but I just had an epiphany and I needed to share it with someone: And what better place than the Internet to publish your every brain fart? Nowhere, that's where.

When I was a kid back in the wild, lawless 70's I had my share of Star Wars toys. I had my favorites: Luke, Vader, R2...but for some reason I really enjoyed playing with the Chewbacca figure. It was strange because I didn't really feel that strongly about the character in the movie. I never thought about it too much at the time, but as the years wore on it started to gnaw at me.

What was it about the Chewbacca action figure that caught my interest? The bandolier? The pouch? The weird crossbow weapon he carried? Those baby blue eyes?

It came to mind today and I think I've finally worked it out once and for all:

I think it's because the Chewbacca figure looks like it's made out of chocolate.

Seriously, look at it.




The colour, the imprecise moulding, the shiny texture: Tell me if you didn't know what that was and it was wrapped in foil you wouldn't try to eat it.

When I was a kid, I loved the hell out of chocolate, and we didn't get a lot of it except at Halloween and Easter. Because it was such a rare commodity in my life I may have had a predisposition to be drawn to things that looked like they were made of chocolate.

This could be a whole new sideline for Lucasfilm, come to think of it: On a birthday, annicersary or other occasion, who wouldn't want celebrate with a delicious Choco-Bacca? I personally don't want to go another minute without one.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

A shaky start

My new years resolution is to neglect this blog less in the coming year. You heard me: Less.

And to that end I am going to write down- right now- some stuff that I'm gonna put on this blog in 2009. This is what you're gonna see, this isn't gonna be some "Alien 3 is gonna take place on Earth, no wait it's now taking place in Space England" bullshit. Hell no. This shit is shit you can take to the shit bank.

Ok, that sucked. The rest of this blog in 2009 will be better than that. Here's a rundown:

-I plan to rip off Capone from Ain't It Cool and review DVD's I have lying around that I haven't watched yet, including:

Beerfest

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon 2

Late Night with Conan O Brien 10th Anniversary Special

Columbo Mystery Movie Collection 1989

Dark Rising

-An as yet unnamed feature where I dig up random comics and write ups on them, an idea that I partially ripped off of Seanbaby from seanbaby. Mine will be different, though, in that it won't be as pie-based...or funny.

Also, a video feature with the working title of "Things with Faces".

All this and more in 2009! Chew the excitement!